The Awkward Life

fake-mermaid: why do sit ups when you can just sit down

fake-mermaid:

why do sit ups when you can just sit down

myfirstname: niggaimdeadass: did u kno that cats do this while...

myfirstname:

niggaimdeadass:

did u kno that cats do this while you're asleep to check if you're breathing? 

and if you're not alive they will start eating you at that very moment 

tragically beautiful

colonelcheru: azulezircon: crisisdragonfly: cliffrose-acetone:...

colonelcheru:

azulezircon:

crisisdragonfly:

cliffrose-acetone:

robbazkingofsweden:

So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.

This was about 823742 times better than I thought it would be

This is literally the best thing I've seen

Dear god, I'm crying.

this is the best video ever.

sharonosbourne: acerulean: speaking of ellen it's time we all...

sharonosbourne:

acerulean:

speaking of ellen it's time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show.

my new favorite video ever tbh

livx18: wavfile: gogoatz: look at this fucker The video...

livx18:

wavfile:

gogoatz:

look at this fucker

The video still makes it look like it's dead or something but it's not it's cool I watched it he's fine.

I CANT BREATHE

adayattheraces: bestrafemich21: adrians: German guy confused...

adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of "Party Pooper".

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing. 

ohsnappysnu: this picture is probably the most accurate...

ohsnappysnu:

this picture is probably the most accurate portrayal of my life

Photo

Photo

acomas: exercise? more like exersighs

acomas:

exercise? more like exersighs

My class today

Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.

awellkept-secret: this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone...

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

thatinvinciblekid: samifersexual: wugs: thisriotsucks: Green...

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day's lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I'm BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It's the Eye of the Tiger it's the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg

carry-on-my-jingle-butt: arachnide: thoughtslouderthanwords: ...

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

arachnide:

thoughtslouderthanwords:

tigers-purr:

i literally just died; this is too adorable

tigers and elephants are my favorite animals :* must always reblog them when i see them. 

this isn't a tiger, nor is it an elephant.

yzma: kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when...

yzma:

kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn't text back

lowtax: hes here

lowtax:

hes here

school: make time for your interests and hobbies!

school: make time for your interests and hobbies!
school: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
school: eat 3 meals a day!
school: here's lunch, it's cardboard.
school: school is free!
school: oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
school: you earn the grades you get!
school: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
school: respect your teachers.
school: oh, but they don't have to respect you, silly!
school: everyone is an individual!
school: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
school: balance your social life and academics.
school: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
school: we accept all love!
school: stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
school: bullying is bad!
school: but our teachers won't help you out of it, that's your job
school: it's okay to be out sick.
school: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's /your/ fault that you were sick.
school: act like adults.
school: but we're going to treat you like children.

nekosey: THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I'LL READ IT AND THERE'S JUST A BLANK...

nekosey:

THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I'LL READ IT AND THERE'S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP

wimpynoodle: I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I'M GOOD AT

wimpynoodle:

I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I'M GOOD AT

plot twist: steven moffat is the 12th doctor

plot twist: steven moffat is the 12th doctor